if one of your issues with a cosplay is
“i can tell what sex you really are”
fuck off dont speak to me
stutler replied to your post: SEND MY SOME JOHNKAT HEADCANONS
john is shorter and karkat is taller and chubbier and in humanstuck he is mexican and will whisper dirty things in spanish in johns ear and sometimes will just say random shit like i will poop on your penis because john cant speak spanish
AUH I LOVE TALLKAT ◕ ‿ ◕✿
Haha John must get so frustrated cause he never knows what he’s saying; gets all red. “I don’t know what you said but you better shut it!!”
this is my headcanon and i wish i was lying
THIS IS EXACTLY MY VOICE HEADCANNON FOR JOHN
this fits. so well.
John Crocker/Karkat
Ok this is set in a world where the Empress has taken over Earth and Jane, Jake, Jade and John are her kids. Except their sort of weird half humans-half trolls?
When people started talking about dating in school I did too but I didn’t actually like anyone so even though I fantasized about basically everyone in my grade asking me out I just said “no” and that was the end of it.
god i love my moiral
you’re all invited to our pale wedding
haha just kidding
but zelly can come she’ll be our best ham
when a fic appears to be good by the summary but then you realize its just a rewrite of a shitty yaoi anime
I know you posted the fic "Birdcage" forever ago(I love that fic so much omg), but may I ask what song you were listening to when you wrote it? It's been too long since I last clicked that link and now it doesn't work.
AnonymousIt’s a cover of talking birds from death cab cuties.
