uH not only do i have to wear a shirt to school but pANTS

a fucking crime if you ask me

*sees a pug*

*instantly sends it to sam*

yes teacher i did all my summer hw the day before school started hahahaha

i think im literally going to puke if i keep thinking about school starting tomorrow 


King N doodles!

apparently my odd patch of back hair looks like a map of the united states


I saw this post a while ago and yep that’s definitely something Clear would say.

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i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

nope! but my name rhymes with sam!
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lol why are you on anon?? pfft

(also sam tells me to do all the questions usually so i assumed it was them >A>)

all of the questions :o
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is this sam??? 

i literally want to like all your pictures but then i was like THAT WOULD BE CREEPY why am i telling you this
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WOW so didn’t see this and a lot of other messages I’ve had in here, woops.

WELL I wouldn’t be creeped out personally. I’m pretty ok with everyone liking my pictures!! I admittedly a little weird about people I don’t know reblogging them?? but liking I’m 100% fine with uvu

sometimes people think i just tYPE THE WAY I DO ON ACCIDENT. 

buT NO

this is all a thought out, stylistic choice

so i was confused because i thought we were just given the text book but actually no i also have to buy another one too and holly fuck i hope it gets here before school starts cause otherwise im fucked