if one of your issues with a cosplay is
“i can tell what sex you really are”
fuck off dont speak to me
john is shorter and karkat is taller and chubbier and in humanstuck he is mexican and will whisper dirty things in spanish in johns ear and sometimes will just say random shit like i will poop on your penis because john cant speak spanish
AUH I LOVE TALLKAT ◕ ‿ ◕✿
Haha John must get so frustrated cause he never knows what he’s saying; gets all red. “I don’t know what you said but you better shut it!!”
Ok this is set in a world where the Empress has taken over Earth and Jane, Jake, Jade and John are her kids. Except their sort of weird half humans-half trolls?
When people started talking about dating in school I did too but I didn’t actually like anyone so even though I fantasized about basically everyone in my grade asking me out I just said “no” and that was the end of it.
god i love my moiral
you’re all invited to our pale wedding
haha just kidding
but zelly can come she’ll be our best ham
when a fic appears to be good by the summary but then you realize its just a rewrite of a shitty yaoi anime
It’s a cover of talking birds from death cab cuties.