I haven’t gotten to color in a while. Lines are Sofie’s. UvU
not gonna draw as much homestuck i said…
right before babez and i make a neverland au
who is who is kinda unclear right now but dirk is definately peter cause he’s a big manchild and i refuse to hear otherwise
im really tired so this isnt the best thing ever but
thanks so much to mari for making me pretty things u//v//u
bro strider and his designer bunny babe
Dirk chooses to fall asleep in the weirdest places.
bro strider giving john egbert a handjob while talking about transformers prime
I have this weird dream AU thing where John is this shitty little faun/demon thing that mercenary Dirk Strider comes upon in a forest and then is stalked by.
And like all he wants to do is seduce Dirk and eat his soul and Dirk is a little attracted to this weird devil child but omfg no way is he giving up his soul to him he loves having a soul.
They trek across this mystical land together (not that Dirk wanted that in any sort of way sweet jesus can this kid stop eating all his food) and John eventually sort of gives up on the whole soul-eating business and begins to follow him because he likes the guy (in a very gay way). But then the intrinsic desires of John’s demon-ness start to kick in and he has to physically stop himself from slitting Dirk’s throat while he sleeps and he is just so torn guys. He is so torn.
He just leaves one night and they never see each other again.
And the saddest part is that Dirk only realises that he loved that little half goat kid when he’s gone and then spends years searching for him, going mad.
Because John has returned to where he he Began and has been destroyed and punished with eternal nothingness by his Master for not slurping up Dirk’s very essence with a straw? idk.
That’s pretty much the whole story guys omg did i just make myself sad with feelings? pffft.
sorry for disappearing all the time have this quick thing as an apology i’m sorry
DO YOU EVEN LIFT
omg its so cuterej
john looks like he’s on a joy ride he’s just so happy wdmkfg and dirk is just sitting there so amused
I miss Babez (these are her lines btw). :c
I miss Psychostriders!
Bro orders a really moe bunny boy from online but is really confused by the symbol on his shirt.
the joke is john has bad teeth
Back to stealing Babez’s lines.
Sorry for NSFW BUT I HAVENT COLORED IN FOREVER
AND ALSO PSYCHOSTRIDERS!???
You can thank this video and my love for archiving.
also random but how often does john go to detention to oggle bro… do they call him bro or mr.strider
and i suppose a lot, like maybe john would take his prankster skills into good use and do all kinds of things like water in buckets on doors, stinkbombs and all that jizz. bro would be really awkward at detention and john would just be smug as fuck. and i dunno about the name. i think they would just call him bro. mr. strider sounds so formal pffffffft maybe the other teachers would call him that.
Bish: do you know what would be a really complicated poly
Bish: everybody loves john
sufferer and karkat and bro and dave
Imorb: omg that would just be an orgy