Summer Blackrom
Brought to you by your personal Johnkat fairies, Chase and Bish!
John goes to and Eagle Scout camp (basically senior boy scouts) for the first few weeks of his summer vacation and comes to a shirtless guy mowing his lawn.
Brought to you by your personal Johnkat fairies, Chase and Bish!
John goes to and Eagle Scout camp (basically senior boy scouts) for the first few weeks of his summer vacation and comes to a shirtless guy mowing his lawn.
AU where John is Buddy Holly and Karkat is Elvis
One day Bish and I smushed some of our other AUs together to make a new one. This is the result. Semi nsfw? HOPEFULLY I’LL GET ALL OUR SUMMARIES OUT SOONISH!?
In high school, John Egbert was a giant weaboo. He ran around in cat ear and the whole nine yards; it was really bad. So when he asked his “senpai”, business club president, Karkat Vantas out, he was rejected. After actually getting to know John a bit more, Karkat starts to return John’s feelings but is too afraid to say anything after already rejecting to him.
Years in the future, but not many, Karkat is meeting with some partners of the company he works over dinner.
She’s not like the other children, Karkat realized. Most of the kids from the village spent their days climbing up the peach trees and chasing after one another merrily. Cowering behind their mother’s skirts, they would not so much as look at him in fear of angering the demon.
Chase: auh can we have some sort of highschool au with mature karkat and john still being a dweeb and he’s ignoring his feelings and just messing around with people cause he cant deal with comitment and whatever meanwhile karkat just wantsto do mega romatic things with him bring him flowers and stuff
Bish: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Ok this is set in a world where the Empress has taken over Earth and Jane, Jake, Jade and John are her kids. Except their sort of weird half humans-half trolls?
I haven’t Johnkated in a while… here we go *cracks knuckles*
Many years ago there was a battle between Alternia and Skia and Alternia ended up winning and Skia became part of their empire. Skia had always been ruled by a magic family as they thought they were more in tuned with the land. However, after the war ended all magic users were eradicated… or so they thought. dundunDUN!!!!
oh my god yes
he’d probably have to use a big dress or a blanket to cover john’s tail and stuff. while he’s carrying him john is kinda amazed by the whole land earth and all the people aND THEIR LEGS
WOW, LEGS WHOA
the two of them kinda sits in the bathroom talking about all kinds of stuff, dirk is really curious about the whole living underwater thing and john wants to know how it’s like to breathe air constantly and how it feels to wiggle your toes and stuff
but omg what if dirk just kept john in his bathroom and he had to keep it all a secret which is hard when some of the maids of the castle kinda have to clean the bathroom once in a while
and i dunno at some point dirk brings him back to the ocean and both him and john are kinda sad because they’d gotten to know each other so well and became buddies and everything
but whatever they say goodbye and promise to meet again sometime
then what if some fisherboat caught john one day and brought him into the town, put him in a tank filled with water and kinda put him on show for everyone to see and stuff
and then it’s like dirk’s turn to save john ahaha
john is just like standing??? how does that work??
haha the whole castle must think he’s sick cause dirk is just sitting in his bathroom and he just goes without so he doesn’t get found out >w>
So there’s a big commotion in town about John and people ooing and awing and dirk goes out to see what the hubbub is about and he sees john in this tiny little tank all cramped and the water is awful and uhhhh it just breaks his heart
He demands they let him go and when they resist he throws some gold coins at them and goes and gets john and is just like NO CAPTURING MERMAIDS EVER VERY BAD ROYAL DECREE BUSINESS
and he gets home with john and he’s so dried out dirk doesnt make it to his room and just puts him in the courtyards fountain
john is really sicky but also sorta like wow you saved me?? and dirks like awww its just returning the favor and then john admits he was sort of going to eat dirk originally…
and yeah dirk’s parents flip at him for going all crazy and public and omg what did you put in our fountain!?
john keeps whacking dirk with his tail and when arriving to the castle he complains about being too dry
so bro takes him to his royal bathroom and fills the tub(which is like real big like whoa fuck what does one man need such a big tub for seriously) and puts john in there
then they eat in the bathroom and john just criticizes all of the human food, when they finally bring him some seafood like fish and crabs etc he gladly eats it though and dirk is just kinda
“isn’t that technically cannibalism”
and john is just “aren’t you technically an idiot”
i sort of imagine dirk sneaking john in like a little kid who found a cat but doesnt want their parents to see. like before they go into town he covers john up with something and tells him to be quiet and rushes off to his room
and then when he’s done explaining where he’s been he makes some bs up about how he’s exhausted from the swim back and just takes the food and skips back to his room where john is just splashing water everywhere
eventually johns like hey dude when are you taking me back ive got things to do and i think everyone wants to shiskabob me sooo….
but dirk is like what no stay a while relax everything’s great
i haven davejohned in a while
so yeah imma do that
john is a teen father, dave is aspiring actor
omg not even sure what this au is or where it came from but!!!
sort of creepy windicuffs if you wanna look at it that way
maybe weird jadejohn if you wanted idek
but there’s crossdressin’ and that’s always a good time
Dad has to go on this really big trip over the summer on rather short notice. He doesn’t want to leave john home that long by himself, and against his better judgement he calls up Jake “Hass” English, his mother’s ex husband who always sent them Christmas cards and seemed nice enough the few time Mr.Egbert had encountered him. John is excited? scared? confused? On one hand he wants to stay home, he doesn’t know this guy and on the other he gets to hand out on an island all summer!!
Everything seems find until he actually gets there.
AU timmme guysss
So some sort of society where trolls are semidominant?? At least in there own borders?? BASICALLY HUMANS ARE SECOND CLASS CITIZENS FOR THE MOST PART. And John was recently brought in on a slave cart and Dave who is pretty well off (for a human anyway,) sees him and is infatuated instantly.
