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so like the homestuck fandom has been a complete mess past few updates
and then karkat comes along and they’re all relaxed
he’s indirectly shooshpapped an entire fandom
pretty much
that’s scary accurate.
what kind of pale porn star even is he
THIS IS KARKAT AND ILL BE YOUR BIG PAPPING PAPA TONIGHT. (;B
Commission for Megan! ovo
Karkat in a big sweater. I made it pawkat randomly I hope you don’t mind. OTZ
WOW I DELETED THIS BY ACCIDENT A LONG TIME AGO AND I GUESS I PUT IT IN DRAFTS INSTEAD OF REPOSTING?? WOOPS
Different anthros are said to come from different animals and are divided into tribes as such. The tribes usually adopt characteristics of the animals they are said to have come from.
The Cats take over the Rabbits, and Dave takes John as his slave (he thought it was appropriate since they were of equal rank- both heirs). Eventually John becomes more of a pleasure slave than a laborer. Dave soon believes they’re in love while John sees it as part of his “duty”. When John is stolen by wolves, Dave riskily tries to steal him back… which leads to pissy John because fuck you Dave you killed my Dad and ruined my life basically.
and yeah that’s all I got right now but more on the tribes bellow!
angrydreamerprince replied to your post: Zeke how do boys not get scared by boners, if there was something moving in my pants on its on accord id be really startled
do trolls get scared of their tentacle dicksa young troll with their first boner
basically how i imagine it
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Ok, so I was gonna make it a comic but I’m lazy. So instead I’ll just tell you my “favorite” Thanksgiving story.
So last year I went to my cousin’s and his wife’s mother was there. She’s a bit old I guess?? And I hand been sitting on the sofa in a big sweater trying not to be noticed when she spotted me.
She then asked, rather excitedly, if I was pregnant.
“I’m 15…”
“Yes…?”
“Auh, no I’m not???”
“Oh, well my dog is pregnant!”
Then I got to hear a about this dog’s pregnancy for a good half an hour.
It’s not like I wanted to entwine our destines or anything, baka.
Rakkatx (said like rack-ets???) is the best nobody name i could think of for karkat woops jkhfe
Distressed Karkat from the Business AU.
Perhaps Kankri is bothering him about his investments or he’s simply thinking of John’s tangled mop of hair. Who knows?
City Towers [WIP/Writing Scrap]
AN: This is a story I started sometime during the summer. IDK if I will ever finish it cause I don’t really have an actual ending to it and just don’t really have any drive to do anything with it currently.
Attempted Suicide/Comfort sort of thing/Johnkatish?
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Tonight you have made the biggest decision of your life (and perhaps the best). Tremors shake through your limbs, sweat forms at your brows, and each breath is becoming harder to make than the last. Not that breathing will be too important for long.
Bish and Imorb Ramble about Super Villain Karkat/John’s Butt
Bish: ugh villain karkat
hot
big tall villain karkat with evil villainy
Imorb: omg im imaging like video games when youre playing the boss and they have bad catch phrases they repeat when you hit them
DONT MAKE ME CRABBY
HERES A LITTLE PINCH
Bish: XDDDD
Imorb: what would his evil plot be
what is he trying to take over
Bish: john’s butt
