if one of your issues with a cosplay is 

“i can tell what sex you really are”

fuck off dont speak to me

LITTLE DO YOU ALL KNOW I HOLD THE SECRET OF HOW TO MAKE OUT WITH YOURSELF

When people started talking about dating in school I did too but I didn’t actually like anyone so even though I fantasized about basically everyone in my grade asking me out I just said “no” and that was the end of it.

god i love my moiral 

you’re all invited to our pale wedding

haha just kidding 

but zelly can come she’ll be our best ham 

I know you posted the fic "Birdcage" forever ago(I love that fic so much omg), but may I ask what song you were listening to when you wrote it? It's been too long since I last clicked that link and now it doesn't work.
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It’s a cover of talking birds from death cab cuties. 

when you think about how many people are in the world and how many people you could like and how many people the person you like could like its statistically amazing that two people ever fall in love with each other

Today I became the godfather of an unborn demon baby named Ludwig. 

I WAS LOOKING THROUGH OLD BLOG POSTS AND I FOUND THE REALLY WEIRD JESUS TOBY AND I FOUND FOREVER AGO JFEHGJKF

i feel really lucky that i can say that i’m friends with some of my favorite authors/artists. it makes me all squishy inside. :>

pufflebug replied to your post: sits and watches as bish and i…

its not a bishchase au without john also managing to scream

crying and screaming

basically john must be in some sort of pain

its the universal constant

sits and watches as bish and i somehow incorporate all our aus into one massive au 

wipes tear from eye

There once was a random follower, who saw that a blogger was sad. He tried to be clever and sent an ask to help him feel better, but the story had no point and was bad. However it was all narrated by Morgan Freeman so who cares :3 hope this helped XD

Haha I’m not so much sad, just sort of warned out. 

But hush no, thank you a lot. >//w//<