We Were Born to Play Games
nubbybub replied to your post: “i was cooking and the eggs spontaneously flew out of my hands and…”:
guess you could say…. the yolks on you………. d e ve b

that wasnt even a pun jo. that is literally what happened. i’m very upset.

i was cooking and the eggs spontaneously flew out of my hands and splattered across the floor and i went to go clean them up but then i slipped and fell. so now i’m covered in yolk and am probably going to get a killer bruise on my knee. thanks obama. 

I CAN NOT *BELIEVE* THIS SHIT. 

IT’S THE MIDDLE OF APRIL AND MY LAWN IS COVERED IN *SNOW*!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!

I’m watching Lovely★Complex and it really is a cute show but I get secondhand embarrassment so badly that I have to skip something every ten seconds. 

i dont think ive heard an 8tracks mix that doesn’t have an arctic monkeys song on it 

soooo yeah today was pretty tiring. i was out at the mall with eren and their other friends for most of the day and i didn’t really buy anything but i tried bubbletea for the first time and it was really good. ovo

Im off to Eren’s house for their birthday so I’ll see you losers tomorrow. Ciao.

the words “cum” and “inject” should NEVER be in the same sentence, christ. 

uh should get ready for the party

like i wanna take a shower but its still cold and im so horrified of getting wet when its cold uhhhh *curls in back into blankets*

I WON 2048. SCREW YOU TATOR FOR GIVING ME THAT LINK.

so the phone lines were down for half the day and i was flipping out how i wasnt going to get anything done….. and i probably won’t now still but WOOT phone/internet acess

just got to get to the end of this week

but oh god im so done i have no desire to get up ever again 

i was saying random words in german and apparently i was saying “was called walrus mustache” and i think that’s beautiful 

addamses replied to your post: “addamses answered your post: “i haven’t written anything in probably a…”:
space… they came from space… maybe one basketball decided to finally reveal itself. the creatures’ space radiation is why all the basketball dudes have cool hair colors..

no this makes it even better. i am a big proprietor of nonwatchers/readers getting involved in fandoms